"What we do not know, we do not appreciate. What we do not appreciate, we do not defend. And what we do not defend, we lose." (PA State Representative Sam Rohrer, on his colleagues' appalling lack of interest in even reading the Constitution.)
"There is some good news: we are not in session, so for the moment you are safe!" (PA State Senator Mike Folmer, when asked to give a brief update on current issues in the Senate.)